June 2012
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The sexual depravity of penguins shocks scientists →
If I’m quiet lately, it’s because I’m channelling a different muse at the moment. Korana, Morrowind modder extraordinaire. She drifted away from Elder Scrolls modding a year or so ago, so now she’s not around to make them, I have to make my own Korana-style mods for Skyrim. Golden rule: clutter up every cell until you can’t physically walk around in it, and then strip...
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Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy……has had sex. Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….
Imagine what it must’ve looked like. Imagine what it sounded like.
These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
“You’re not a “sex addict” Mike, you’re a fucking horny...”
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“Why Women Hate Men” is hilarious - a man’s critique of ill-advised personal ads on Craigslist, wittily shredded with his own insights and memories.
“Mine must not be working anymore, but I swear I know some people who have...”
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I’m a human barometer, as is my husband. We can both tell whether it’s about to rain, or has just started raining, without looking out of a window. Just before the cloud breaks, I have a feeling of almost unbearable pressure, like when you’re in an aircraft taking off -...
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30 bands 30 days - day 6
Band/Artist: Battles
Favorite Member: ? First Song Ever Heard: Atlas Favorite Song(s): Atlas, Tonto, White Electric, My Machines, DdiamondD, Africastle Favorite Album: Gloss Drop Albums You Own: Mirrored, Gloss Drop Favorite Lyrics:
Most of their songs don’t really have them
Year I became a fan: 2011 Seen Live: No A Memory Involving the Band: Walking down the street in the blazing...
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An Article about the Sound Around Kaliningrad... →
LOL - “Foetus on the Beach” was a long-rumoured, never released, triple LP. Or just JG Thirlwell sitting on the sand, covering himself up almost as much as I do.
http://www.openspace.ru/photogallery/37569/354889/
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30 bands 30 days - day 5
Band/Artist: Alexander Tucker Favorite Member: Alexander Tucker First Song Ever Heard: Red String Favorite Song(s): His Arm Has Grown Long, Red String, Mullioned View, Amon Hen, Andromeon Favorite Album: Third Mouth Albums You Own: Dorwytch, Third Mouth Favorite Lyrics:
It’s never occurred to me to learn them
Year I became a fan: 2011 Seen Live: No A Memory Involving the Band: None yet -...
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30 bands 30 days - day 4
Band/Artist: Levitation Favorite Member: Bic Hayes First Song Ever Heard: World Around Favorite Song(s): World Around, Pieces of Mary, Smile, Evergreen, King of Mice, Greymouth, Magnifying Glass, Squirrel, Hangnail, Resist Favorite Album: Meanwhile Gardens Albums You Own: Coterie EP, Need For Not, Meanwhile Gardens (white label), rarities compilation Favorite Lyrics:
None - their lyrics were...
